New arrangement of furniture, Meearrgh! Tuesday, January 10, 2006

Chaos, pure chaos, is reigning in our house at
the moment! Last night Mom had her youngest
cub over to help with making a huge mess. My
whole area is destroyed. I have lost my best perch
to look and plot to get those tasty bird-snacks! And
it is all Nimbus's fault. He is so big and clumsy that
he got us both in big trouble.

It all started on top of the buffet. The solid oak
number that we sneak on to watch the tasty bird-
snacks. Even though Mom tries to cover it so that
we don't have room to get up there, guess what?
I can get up on anything! I only weigh 9 pounds and
I can jump higher than a tall man's head. Hah!
Ya, I might be small for a male Pixie-bob but I make
up for it with a mighty attitude!

Nimbus is big, not fat, just big with a fat, fluffy tail.
He is also a clumsy doofus. I was up there minding
the bird-snack business when he decided to join
the party. We got in a tangle and almost fell into
the X-pen with Tucker. Ooops! Mom had a fit. She
told dad, "That's it, we'd best rearrange the furniture
before one of these fools gets eaten!"

So last night the cub, Trevor, came over and
started to tear the joint apart. My beloved bird-snack
observatory got moved to where I can no longer
drool over those potentially yummy snacks. It is so
unfair. Plus, there is a huge mess everywhere
because now Mom and Dad have to figure out how
and where to put stuff. Yucko!

They also have to rehearse with their dumb band
tonight and won't be cleaning it up as soon as I
want. Maybe I'll have to chew on some cables.
Meeeeeaaarrrrgh!